[This was a second time that several words went over Barbossa's head, but he didn't make the effort to inquire further as to what 'illegal downloading', for instance, meant. Though it sounded like his kind of thing.

Instead, he answered her next question with a scoff.]

Only as kitschy as the pirate himself, miss. Besides, the name of one's ship is what matters more, I'd say.

[And the best one there was, truthfully, was the Black Pearl. That was not to say that the captain didn't matter, though. Surely, the Black Pearl wasn't ever at its full potential at the command of one Jack Sparrow.]

I'll indulge ye, however. I be Captain Barbossa of the Queen Anne's Revenge.