Your fault for bein' still alive at all. [There is a juvenile so there tone to those words. Jack's not above being childish about things like this.]

Least HE'S not here.

[It has more than once occurred to Jack that Blackbeard might indeed show up one of these cycles. Small favors, really, that he hasn't.]

There WAS a Blackbeard here once. 'Bout eight foot high. Horrible breath. Everyone hated him. He wasn't OUR Blackbeard, though.