[This version of him actually did get a haircut! And people still make fun of him...though it still defies gravity.]

Hmf. I don't see the point. All this pirating business seems pretty ridiculous to me. [After all, for a long time all he cared about was power, not riches.] Especially since you're leaving your victims alive. How do you know they're not going to come back and kill you one day for robbing them? You'd be digging your own grave if you stole from someone like me. [He's really not joking either, and he looks dead serious when he says it- he's killed for less. Though nowadays, small things wouldn't bother him as much since he can solve it with a solid punch now instead.]