[No way, who the hell is Jack Sparrow and why should he care. He'd probably irritate the hell out of the Prince. He laughs himself, well isn't this interesting to know.]

So you defected from your King and became an outlaw? With that appearance I shouldn't be surprised. But if you must know, no, I've never met an earthling pirate before. If I had I'd of made sure to carry a clothes pin on me at all times.

[You smell weird.]