[He has to chuckle quietly to himself again.] Well, you can tell him that the very last thing I'd ever consider eating is a monkey. I never have and I never will. Honestly, the very idea. [You are a silly monkey, Jack.]

[Oh, you talked to the Vulcan. Great. That's peachy. He gets a little annoyed at the sound of Spock's name, but he'll push it to the side. Barbossa doesn't know and he doesn't need to know that Vegeta just cannot stand the Vulcan. In fact he'd like to not be considered an acquaintance of Spock's at all.] I'm afraid my world is nothing like anyone else's that you may encounter. There are others who have traveled across the galaxy that reside here, but their reality is much different than my own. But I'm glad you asked- the royal family is looked up to and revered, part of the elite of Saiyan society. So I'd say I was received quite well.

[Too bad it doesn't exist anymore, but eh; he didn't need to tell Barbossa that, the whole concept of the ability to destroy planets might be a bit much for the old pirate. Maybe he'd explain that another day, once he really became comfortable with this bizarre circus.]

So what, are you one of those typical pirates who loot and plunder? Or is there something I'm missing from that part of history?