That's disgusting. Maybe someone should teach them some proper eating habits. Though why am I not surprised to hear that humans would go so far. [Sort of hypocritical on his part though- he's eaten some weird things when he used to travel from planet to planet.] Thankfully monkey would be one of the last things on the menu on my home planet. That being said I'd say my people aren't quite as strange as yours are. [To be fair he doesn't think humans are as strange as they are weak, but that's a whole other barrel of fish.] In fact they were smart enough not to cross their King or Prince, because-! Heh. That wouldn't end well for them. [He'll continue to sport that arrogance card there.]

I said I'd never met an earthling pirate before. Space pirates, on the other hand, are sort of a thing. [He smirks, he's killed plenty of those too. They were fun to mess with.] Completely obsessed with riches. It didn't matter what you had, they would take your spacecraft if they could. Sound familiar?